Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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