Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Come see our sink grown plant.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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