have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
