Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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