Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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