Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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