Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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