So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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