WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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