apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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