at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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