so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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