I wish i was in the wii world.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
