I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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