Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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