Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
whose ass print is on the piano?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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