yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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