have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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