tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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