I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just pee around me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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