I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
