I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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