I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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