If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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