i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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