How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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