How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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