You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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