And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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