where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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