How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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