Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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