Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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