Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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