I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
