Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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