Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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