whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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