Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
