IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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