i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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