How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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