i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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