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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
