used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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