4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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