I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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