he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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