all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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