So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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